30 5 / 2012
SO MUCH WIN.TRUTHHHH Girls follow this !
Oh man DYING
I CANTTT LOLOLOL
I really love Christian humor a lot. this is one of my favorite relationship advice things. HAHA
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30 5 / 2012
Hamlet the Mini Pig Goes Down the Steps To Get To Oatmeal [x]
Awe. I feel like they should have helped him a little bit just in case he fell. He’s very tiny after all
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30 5 / 2012
What Mental Illness is your Zodiac sign most likely to suffer from:
Aries- Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder with features of Oppositional Defiant Disorder
- Be easily distracted, miss details, forget things, and frequently switch from one activity to another
- Have difficulty maintaining focus on one task
- Become bored with a task after only a few minutes, unless doing something enjoyable
- Have difficulty focusing attention on organizing and completing a task or learning something new or trouble completing or turning in homework assignments, often losing things (e.g., pencils, toys, assignments) needed to complete tasks or activities
- Not seem to listen when spoken to
- Struggle to follow instructions.
- Fidget and squirm in their seats
- Talk nonstop
- Be constantly in motion
- Have difficulty doing quiet tasks or activities.
- Be very impatient
- Blurt out inappropriate comments, show their emotions without restraint, and act without regard for consequences
- Have difficulty waiting for things they want
- Actively refuses to comply with majority’s requests or consensus supported rules[8]
- Performs deliberate actions to annoy others[8]
- Angry and resentful of others[6]
- Argues often[6]
- Blames others for his or her own mistakes
- Has few or no friends or has lost friends
- Is causing constant trouble at school
- Spiteful or seeks revenge
- Touchy or easily annoyed
Taurus- Passive Aggressive Personality Disorder-The Abrasive Negativist (includes sadistic features)
- Ambiguityor speaking cryptically: a means of creating a feeling of insecurity in others or of disguising one’s own insecurities.
- Intentional Inefficiency: Intentionally being late and forgetting things, another way to exert control or to punish.
- Convenient forgetfulness: To win any argument with a dishonest denial of actual events.
- Fear ofcompetition
- Fear of dependency
- Fear ofintimacyas a means to act out anger: the passive–aggressive often cannottrust. Because of this, they guard themselves against becoming intimately attached to someone.
- Makingchaotic situations
- Makingexcusesfor non-performance in work teams
- Obstructionism
- Procrastination
- Sulking
- Victimizationresponse: instead of recognizing one’s own weaknesses, tendency to blame others for own failures.
- Has used physical cruelty or violence for the purpose of establishingdominancein a relationship (not merely to achieve some non-interpersonal goal, such as striking someone in order to rob him/her).
- Humiliatesor demeans people in the presence of others.
- Has treated or disciplined someone under his/her control unusually harshly.
- Is amused by, or takes pleasure in, the psychological or physicalsufferingof others.
- Gets other people to do what he/she wants by frightening them (throughintimidationor even terror).
- Restricts the autonomy of people with whom he or she has a close relationship, e.g., will not let spouse leave the house unaccompanied.
- Is fascinated by violence, weapons, injury, or torture.
Gemini- Bipolar Disorder
frequent mood swings, alternating between extremely high highs and extremely low lows- feelings of irritability at times, even with those you care about deeply
- thoughts of suicide or homicide
- lack of desire to sleep, or increased sleep
- panic attacks and severe anxiety
- periods of severe depression
- trouble staying focused
- wanders off on their own often
- often not aware of their own moodiness
- poor temper control
- poor judgement
- substance abuse
- excessive activity
- racing thoughts
- very high or very low self esteem
- excessive talking
- problems with eating
- pulling away from friends or loved ones
Cancer- Depressive Personality Disorder With Borderline Features
- Usual mood is dominated by dejection, gloominess, cheerlessness, joylessness, and unhappiness
- Self-concept centers around beliefs of inadequacy, worthlessness, and low self-esteem
- Is critical, blaming, and derogatory towards the self
- Is brooding and given to worry
- Is negativistic, critical, and judgmental toward others
- Is pessimistic
- Is prone to feeling guilty or remorseful[2]
- Frantic efforts to avoid real or imagined abandonment. Note: Do not include suicidal or self-injuring behavior covered in Criterion 5
- A pattern of unstable and intense interpersonal relationships characterized by alternating between extremes of idealization and devaluation.
- Identity disturbance: markedly and persistently unstable self-image or sense of self.
- Recurrent suicidal behavior, gestures, threats or self-injuring behavior such as cutting, interfering with the healing of scars or picking at oneself (excoriation) .
- Affective instability due to a marked reactivity of mood (e.g., intense episodic dysphoria, irritability or anxiety usually lasting a few hours and only rarely more than a few days).
- Chronic feelings of emptiness
- Inappropriate anger or difficulty controlling anger (e.g., frequent displays of temper, constant anger, recurrent physical fights).
- Transient, stress-related paranoid ideation, delusions or severe dissociative symptoms
Leo-Narcissistic Personality Disorder with Histrionic Features
- Reacts to criticism withanger,shame, orhumiliation
- May take advantage of others to reach their own goal
- Tends toexaggeratetheir own importance, achievements, and talents
- Imagines unrealisticfantasiesof success, beauty, power, intelligence, or romance
- Requires constantattentionandpositive reinforcementfrom others
- Easily becomesjealous
- Obsessed with oneself
- Mainly pursuesselfishgoals
- Trouble keeping healthy relationships
- Is easily hurt and rejected
- Sets unrealistic goals
- Wants “the best” of everything
- Appears as tough-minded or unemotional[4]
- is uncomfortable in situations in which he or she is not the center of attention
- interaction with others is often characterized by inappropriate sexually seductive or provocative behavior
- displays rapidly shifting and shallow expression of emotions
- consistently uses physical appearance to draw attention to self
- has a style of speech that is excessively impressionistic and lacking in detail
- shows self-dramatization, theatricality, andexaggeratedexpression of emotion
- is suggestible, i.e., easily influenced by others or circumstances
- considers relationships to be more intimate than they actually are.
Virgo- Obsessive Compulsive Personality Disorder- The Conscientious Compulsive (includes dependent features)
- feelings of excessive doubt and caution;
- preoccupation with details, rules, lists, order, organization or schedule;
- perfectionism that interferes with task completion;
- excessive conscientiousness, scrupulousness, and undue preoccupation with productivity to the exclusion of pleasure and interpersonal relationships;
- excessive pedantry and adherence to social conventions;
- rigidity and stubbornness;
- unreasonable insistence by the individual that others submit exactly to his or her way of doing things, or unreasonable reluctance to allow others to do things;
- intrusion of insistent and unwelcome thoughts or impulses.
Libra- Dependent Personality Disorder with Histrionic Features
has difficulty making everyday decisions without an excessive amount of advice and reassurance from others- needs others to assume responsibility for most major areas of his or her life
- has difficulty expressing disagreement with others because of fear of loss of support or approval. Note: does not include realistic fears of retribution.
- has difficulty initiating projects or doing things on his or her own (because of a lack of self-confidence in judgment or abilities rather than a lack of motivation or energy)
- goes to excessive lengths to obtain nurturance and support from others, to the point of volunteering to do things that are unpleasant
- feels uncomfortable or helpless when alone because of exaggerated fears of being unable to care for himself or herself
- urgently seeks another relationship as a source of care and support when a close relationship ends
- is unrealistically preoccupied with fears of being left to take care of himself or herself
- Exhibitionist behavior.
- Constant seeking of reassurance or approval.
- Excessive dramatics withexaggerateddisplays of emotions, such as hugging someone they have just met or crying uncontrollably during a sad movie (Svrakie & Cloninger, 2005).
- Excessive sensitivity tocriticismor disapproval.
- Proud of own personality, unwillingness to change and any change is viewed as a threat.
- Inappropriatelyseductiveappearance or behavior.
- Somatic symptoms, and using these symptoms as a means of garnering attention.
- Low tolerance for frustration ordelayed gratification.
- Rapidly shifting emotional states that may appearsuperficialor exaggerated to others
Scorpio-Borderline Personality Disorder- Petulant Borderline (includes Passive Aggressive Features)
- Frantic efforts to avoid real or imagined abandonment.
- A pattern of unstable and intenseinterpersonal relationshipscharacterized by alternating between extremes ofidealization and devaluation.
- Identitydisturbance: markedly and persistently unstableself-imageorsense of self.
- Impulsivityin at least two areas that are potentially self-damaging (e.g.,promiscuous sex, excessive spending,eating disorders,binge eating,substance abuse,reckless driving).
- Recurrentsuicidal behavior, gestures, threats orself-injuring behaviorsuch as cutting, interfering with the healing of scars or picking at oneself (excoriation) .
- Affectiveinstability due to a marked reactivity ofmood(e.g., intense episodicdysphoria, irritability oranxietyusually lasting a few hours and only rarely more than a few days).
- Chronic feelings ofemptiness
- Inappropriateangeror difficulty controlling anger (e.g., frequent displays of temper, constant anger, recurrent physical fights).
- Transient,stress-relatedparanoidideation,delusionsor severedissociativesymptoms
- Ambiguityor speaking cryptically: a means of creating a feeling of insecurity in others or of disguising one’s own insecurities.
- Intentional Inefficiency: Intentionally being late and forgetting things, another way to exert control or to punish.
- Fear ofcompetition
- Fear of dependency
- Fear ofintimacyas a means to act out anger: the passive–aggressive often cannottrust. Because of this, they guard themselves against becoming intimately attached to someone.
- Makingchaotic situations
- Makingexcusesfor non-performance in work teams
- Obstructionism
- Procrastination
- Sulking
- Victimizationresponse: instead of recognizing one’s own weaknesses, tendency to blame others for own failures.
Sagittarius- Antisocial Personality Disorder
- Callous unconcern for the feelings of others.
- Gross and persistent attitude of irresponsibility and disregard for social norms, rules, and obligations.
- Incapacity to maintain enduring relationships, though having no difficulty in establishing them.
- Very low tolerance to frustration and a low threshold for discharge of aggression, including violence.
- Incapacity to experience guilt or to profit from experience, particularly punishment.
- Markedly prone to blame others or to offer plausible rationalizations for the behavior that has brought the person into conflict with society.
- failure to conform to social norms with respect to lawful behaviors as indicated by repeatedly performing acts that are grounds for arrest;
- deception, as indicated by repeatedly lying, use of aliases, or conning others for personal profit or pleasure;
- impulsiveness or failure to plan ahead;
- irritability and aggressiveness, as indicated by repeated physical fights or assaults;
- reckless disregard for safety of self or others;
- consistent irresponsibility, as indicated by repeated failure to sustain consistent work behavior or honor financial obligations;
- lack of remorse, as indicated by being indifferent to or rationalizing having hurt, mistreated, or stolen from another
Capricorn-Schizoid Personality Disorder -The Affected Schizoid (with obsessive compulsive features)
- unsociability, quietness, reservedness, seriousness, eccentricity
- timidity, shyness with feelings, sensitivity, nervousness, excitability
- pliability, honesty, indifference, silence, cold emotional attitudes.
- Emotional coldness, detachment or reduced affect.
- Limited capacity to express either positive or negative emotions towards others.
- Consistent preference for solitary activities.
- Very few, if any, close friends or relationships, and a lack of desire for such.
- Indifference to either praise or criticism.
- Taking pleasure in few, if any, activities.
- Indifference to social norms and conventions.
- Preoccupation with fantasy and introspection.
- Lack of desire for sexual experiences with another person.
- feelings of excessive doubt and caution;
- preoccupation with details, rules, lists, order, organization or schedule;
- perfectionism that interferes with task completion;
- excessive conscientiousness, scrupulousness, and undue preoccupation with productivity to the exclusion of pleasure and interpersonal relationships;
- excessive pedantry and adherence to social conventions;
- rigidity and stubbornness;
- unreasonable insistence by the individual that others submit exactly to his or her way of doing things, or unreasonable reluctance to allow others to do things;
- intrusion of insistent and unwelcome thoughts or impulses.
Aquarius-Schizotypal Personality Disorder
- Ideas of reference (excluding delusions of reference)
- Odd beliefs or magical thinking that influences behavior and is inconsistent with subcultural norms (e.g. superstition, belief in clairvoyance, telepathy, “sixth sense”, or bizarre fantasies or preoccupations)
- Unusual perceptual experiences, including bodily illusions
- Odd thinking and speech (e.g. vague, circumstantial, metaphorical, or stereotyped speaking)
- Suspiciousness or paranoid ideation
- Inappropriate or constricted affect
- Behavior or appearance that is odd, eccentric or peculiar
- Lack of close friends or confidants other than first degree relatives
- Excessive social anxiety that does not diminish with familiarity and tends to be associated with paranoid fears rather than negative judgments about self.[1]
- Inappropriate or constricted affect (the individual appears cold and aloof);
- Behavior or appearance that is odd, eccentric or peculiar;
- Poor rapport with others and a tendency to social withdrawal;
- Odd beliefs or magical thinking, influencing behavior and inconsistent with subcultural norms;
- Suspiciousness or paranoid ideas;
- Obsessive ruminations without inner resistance, often with dysmorphophobic, sexual or aggressive contents;
- Unusual perceptual experiences including somatosensory (bodily) or other illusions, depersonalization or derealization;
- Vague, circumstantial, metaphorical, over-elaborate or stereotyped thinking, manifested by odd speech or in other ways, without gross incoherence;
- Occasional transient quasi-psychotic episodes with intense illusions, auditory or other hallucinations and delusion-like ideas, usually occurring without external provocation.
Pisces-Self-Defeating Personality Disorder-Possessive Masochist (includes Passive aggressive features)
- chooses people and situations that lead to disappointment, failure, or mistreatment even when better options are clearly available
- rejects or renders ineffective the attempts of others to help him or her
- following positive personal events (e.g., new achievement), responds with depression, guilt, or a behavior that produces pain (e.g., an accident)
- incites angry or rejecting responses from others and then feels hurt, defeated, or humiliated (e.g., makes fun of spouse in public, provoking an angry retort, then feels devastated)
- rejects opportunities for pleasure, or is reluctant to acknowledge enjoying himself or herself (despite having adequate social skills and the capacity for pleasure)
- fails to accomplish tasks crucial to his or her personal objectives despite demonstrated ability to do so, e.g., helps fellow students write papers, but is unable to write his or her own
- is uninterested in or rejects people who consistently treat him or her well, e.g., is unattracted to caring sexual partners
- engages in excessive self-sacrifice that is unsolicited by the intended recipients of the sacrifice
- Ambiguity or speaking cryptically: a means of creating a feeling of insecurity in others or of disguising one’s own insecurities.
- Intentional Inefficiency: Intentionally being late and forgetting things, another way to exert control or to punish.
- Convenient forgetfulness: To win any argument with a dishonest denial of actual events.
- Fear of competition
- Fear of dependency
- Fear of intimacy as a means to act out anger: the passive–aggressive often cannot trust. Because of this, they guard themselves against becoming intimately attached to someone.
- Making chaotic situations
- Making excuses for non-performance in work teams
- Obstructionism
- Procrastination
- Sulking
- Victimization response: instead of recognizing one’s own weaknesses, tendency to blame others for own failures.
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30 5 / 2012
RULE ONE OF TUMBLR, ALWAYS REBLOG THE CREATOR
;)
(: <3..
oh my god
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30 5 / 2012
Kittens rescued by US Marines in Afghanistan
Yes this can absolutely be on my blog on Memorial Day.
omfg
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18 5 / 2012
“Lion Cub Gives Us His Best Roar”
SO.MUCH.
CUTE.
he’s all like “god damn it I AM ROARING AT YOU WHY ARE YOU BABY-TALKING ME”
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